paleocat:

goes on a date “don’t worry babe i’ll pick up the tab”

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saitin:

me when i cum 

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4 days ago // 122,897 notes

fratdouche2point0:

dude: you smoke?
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4 days ago // 51,863 notes

beyoncevevo:

"touch my butt and give me pizza"

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4 days ago // 12,198 notes

glowcloud:

I have to say the Kim k app was an amazing business idea and I feel like it has already done wonders for her brand. Now I see pictures of Kim kardashian and I think “that’s my extremely generous friend Kim she really got my modeling career off the ground”

4 days ago // 35,056 notes